Last Thursday (Thanksgiving) I was doing laundry and had an encounter with this:
That is, the metal coin slot on the dryer had an encounter with the top of my head.

This was after I had cleaned up a bit in the ER.

This is the top of my head after it had been cleaned up a bit.

This is the dried bloodstained shirt I was wearing. 24 hours later. (promise it is the same shirt, just a different light)

This is what I added to my wash.

This is the shirt after the dryer. Any questions? download a coupon here